Fun fact--I almost never remember to pull out my butter or cream cheese in time. I just don't. Instead, I usually unwrap the butter and microwave at half power, flipping the stick over ever 4-5 seconds, until softened. Same with cream cheese! Just REALLY watch them because you don't want them to melt!But use different plates, y'all. Learn from my mistakes. In the bowl of a stand mixer (or with a hand mixer!), beat together cream cheese, butter, and sugar until fluffy--around 3 minutes.
While that's mixing, whisk together your dry ingredients. (Minus sprinkles!)
Add egg, the extracts, and mix again. Don't forget to scrape the sides of your bowl.
Add in your dry ingredients, mixing a bit but not entirely. You still want to see some streaks of flour.
Pour in your sprinkles! Slowly mix until incorporated. Note: you really don't want to overmix here. I usually do this step by hand!
Scoop your dough onto a parchment-lined baking sheet using a ¼ measuring cup. My ice cream scoop is perfect for this! Note: Make sure the cookie sheets fit in your freezer before you get started. Again, learn from my mistakes. Freeze until solid, at least an hour.
After your dough is completely frozen, transfer to a freezer bag to store. Just make sure you really squeeze the air out!